Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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