Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
ok first of all what the fuck
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