We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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