Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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