So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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