That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
