so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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