im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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