Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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