Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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