is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
The adults are the big ones right?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
