my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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