That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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