Duck Duck Cougar?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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