I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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