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**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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