Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
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I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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