I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
