i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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