i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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