I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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