When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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