week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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