you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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