I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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