$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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