man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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