the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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