the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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