love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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