Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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