I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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