I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
porn star boner night. come get it.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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