When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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