I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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