On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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