I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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