Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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