O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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