these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
one two three fourrrrnication!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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