I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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