It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
The uberlube is also flammable
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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