Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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