that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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