She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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