Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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