This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
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