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(212): View more from New York

Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...

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(806): View more from Texas

So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.

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(718): View more from New York

no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.

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(352): View more from Florida

He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?

(410): View more from Maryland

you are way too vulgar to be a girl

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon

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(907): View more from Alaska

Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?

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