My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
im on a boat
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