I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
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Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
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today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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