Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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