I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Rumble strips road head = magical
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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