Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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