i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Dicks are not precious.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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