so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
