everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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