Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I will be naked everywhere
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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