YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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